- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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