- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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