A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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