What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Brittney Spears

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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