why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Penis

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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I only like NY as a friend.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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This is not a good joke.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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