What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What did you say? I don't know.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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suck my dick.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Nah

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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