Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

the guy below me is gay

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Small titties.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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