Woman's Rights.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Benevolent villain.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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