- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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