- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What is brown and sticky?

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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