What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

your mother is so lesbian

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Time flies like a banana.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Tennesse

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Poop

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

gay marriage.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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