- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

knock knock your gay

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