A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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My butt!!!!

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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A van drives into a car.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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