a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Don't rape me!

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Women's Rights

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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