viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Knock Knock. Shut up.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Someone told me about this website.

Herman Cain

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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