- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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