What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

A Muslim blows up a bar

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Guess what? No.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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