AVI IS A FAG

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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women's rights.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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