What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

your mother is so lesbian

Baseball

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...