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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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okay.....

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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