Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Knock, knock. Come in.......

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Vagina-Boob

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

shut up

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...