An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

I have read the Terms of Service.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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