So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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NEVER

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Akshaytiger World

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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