dead babies

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women's lacrosse.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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newt gingrich

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Tacos

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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