Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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drugs.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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