Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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8===========D O:

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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