A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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whats gay ? you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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