- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Steering Wheel Face.

Nickelback

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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