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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

My mom's dead

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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