I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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your mother is so lesbian

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Patrick is gay

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Penis in a box.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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