A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Hitler is my role model

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Boobs are nasty!

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World Of Warcraft

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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GAY PEOPLE

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Which one is hardest?

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