SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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No

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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BUTTERFARTING

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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