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BUTTERFARTING

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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I love Ciara!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Rebecca Black.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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