What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Women rights.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Your life That's the joke

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Noah is Smart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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