When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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okay.....

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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noodles

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Penis

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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My butt!!!!

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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