Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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American Idol

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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