- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Bumsniffer

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

minorities.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

Kittens.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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