knock knock your gay

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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KEVIN HART

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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lol

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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