How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Communism

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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An asian walks out of math class

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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