- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

i wish i was a tree !

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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People Eating Tasty Animals

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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