- Anti Joke

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Punchline.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names