- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Do you know that car over there? No.

Amputations.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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