Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Rebecca Black.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Haha pizza

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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