- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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