Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Working hard or hardly working????

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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