I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Anti Joke

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