DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Religion

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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i fondle myself every night....

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Your mom goes to college

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Get in the van

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Bumsniffer

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Anti Joke

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