- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Someone told me about this website.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Womens Rights.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

women's rights.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Oh, I must be hearing things.

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