How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

noodles

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

A black person in the NHL

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

What flys? A fly

What is brown and sticky?

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

i heart wiener

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

Get in the van

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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