Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Womens Rights.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Yeah, totally.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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women's rights.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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