what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Water, please.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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World Of Warcraft

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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i hate you.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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