What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Covietz has a large penis

One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Women's Rights

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

women's rights.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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