Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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