- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

no u

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

whats gay ? you

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Penis in a box.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??