- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Sea World Japan.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.