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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

William Raines.

A ginger rapping.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way