- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

whats gay ? you

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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