What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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