Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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It says so on your cap.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Bumsniffer

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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