What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Water, please.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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but there is a road to the super market

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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