Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Punchline.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Gadaffi

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Hey

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

People Eating Tasty Animals

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

I can't think of a joke!

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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