Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

pubic lice.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Jews for Jesus

96

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Hi colton

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Miscarriages.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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