What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

What's your name? You tell me.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Adam Sandler.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Banana(s)

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

dead babies

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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