what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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lewis bedford

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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a black guy leaves prison

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Someone told me about this website.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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