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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

but there is a road to the super market

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

haha.

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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