Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Hey Caleb.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Anti Joke

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