- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

What's gay and gay? Joe

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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