Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Women's Rights

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Covietz has a large penis

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I am a real homosexual

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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