Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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i wish i was a tree !

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Chuck Norris

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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