Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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