I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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penisface

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Miscarriages.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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your face.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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