- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

Chocolate tastes good.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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