a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

How Long is a Chinese man.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

A homeless person dies.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

I LIKE TURLES.

balls in ya mouf

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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