beiber i straight

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Josh kissing a girl

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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gay marriage.

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96

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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American healthcare.

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