What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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you will die someday

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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A black person in the NHL

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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