- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Miscarriages.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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