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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Jews for Jesus

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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