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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

Get in the van

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

what did the man say to the other man? hi

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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