- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Time flies like a banana.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Women's rights.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

where do the women go? the womanarium

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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