- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

What is a dog? Bark

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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