-Knock knock -Come on in!

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Mmmm, donuts

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Adam Sandler.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

go go gadget

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

I'm gay. Great me too.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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