What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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This is not Will Smith.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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