- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

What is 69? A two digit number.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What lives underground? Grandpa

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

Avery has crabs.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Black people

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??