what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

i wish i was a tree !

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

tim rafter died no one cared

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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