- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

A seal walks into a club.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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