why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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dead babies

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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no u

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Tacos

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lewis bedford

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Anti Joke

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