A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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KEVIN HART

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Women"s Rights

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Your mum is dead

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Knock knock Come in!

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Can I touch it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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