- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

What is brown and sticky?

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