- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

Justin Bieber

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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