- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Lets make like trees and stand still

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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