How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Chuck Norris died.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

GRAAAAAAAR.

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