- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

where do the women go? the womanarium

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

pubic lice.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

I love you.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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