- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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