- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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