What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Golf.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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