Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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W.N.B.A.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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