- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

My sister has to take a dump

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Adam Sandler.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

women's rights

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

memes

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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