A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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