Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

what is patrick wilson? smart

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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