Knock Knock Good one...

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Hi colton

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Y2K

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Anti Joke

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