A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Religion

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A Jew returns change.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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