Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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dead babies

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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