Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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i wish i was a tree !

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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dildo

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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What's 6+2? 16

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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