What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

KEVIN HART

A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

Tacos

yo mama so fat she's fat

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Mmmmmmm Lemons

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

you wanna hear a joke? no

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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