- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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