A van drives into a car.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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i heart wiener

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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