If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Haha

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

So a baby seal walks into a club

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

tim rafter died no one cared

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

milly, milly, milly, cat

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

No

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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